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Back yet again, Bringing you the most AMERICAN and the most inspirational products you can imagine.

Here you will find a conglomeration of products & ideas tailored to you. The Patriots.

What are we about?

It all started just now, Bored, Tired of scrolling the social medias, Decided Fuck it. We ball.

I’m going to make a webite unlike any other, a semi normal basic bitch website that has some real hidden gems.

Rule #1

There are no rules.
Do what you want, Think what you want, express yourself as god intended.

Pocket Perfection

Just in case someone needs a little “Fuck around and Find out” on the go.
Yes I am aware it can shoot my hand and tape it up and forget I even shot my hand with this badass unit.

Literally, Ground Breaking.

While out riding on my stage coach around the meadow, suddenly I realized I don’t own a stage coach gun. That’s no good.

Problem solved with the old stoeger 12 gauge.

Now I look as badass as I feel on the stage coach.

MGM?

You think Machine Gun Mickey Gives a Fuck? No Sir.

This G is ready for battle any second, any hour, any time if any day.

Go get in line

O-Light is the future. Stop lying to yourself that TikTok or Amazon trash lights are remotely comparable to ANYTHING O-light.

These things Fuck. Go get one.

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